yield.99x.meme

You hold X → today put it here to earn more · non-custodial data service
What this does

Find the best yield for what you already hold

No wallet connect. No sign. No swap. No redirect.
Just one number, one pool name, and a DefiLlama link so you can verify.
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Not financial advice. Yields are estimates and change constantly. This site does not custody your funds. We never ask for your private keys, wallet connection, or signature. Always verify the contract address yourself before depositing. LP feature currently only supports stablecoin pairs to minimize impermanent loss.

For developers & AI Agents

POST/api/v1/pick — single-asset yield { "asset": "USDT", "amount": 10000 }
POST/api/v1/lp/find — stablecoin LP { "token_a": "USDC", "token_b": "USDT", "amount_usd": 10000 }
GET/api/v1/lp/rank?token_a=USDC&token_b=USDT— LP ranking
GET/api/v1/agent-info — full endpoint list & metadata
GET/mcp — MCP server (2026 standard) for AI Agents
CORS: open · Rate limit: 100 req/min/IP · Free · No auth · No tracking

How we pick

Every 6 hours we pull 15,000+ pools from DefiLlama. We filter out:
  • perpetual DEXs and prediction markets (gambling)
  • pools under $5M TVL (rug-prone)
  • derivative / leveraged exposure
  • APY > 30% (almost always a temporary incentive about to collapse)
Then we apply risk penalty: −0.1% APY per risk point (chain safety, TVL size, IL risk, project trust). Highest net APY wins.

What this site does NOT do

❌ Connect to your wallet   ❌ Sign transactions   ❌ Recommend a CEX   ❌ Offer referral fees   ❌ Sell a token   ❌ Cross-sell you anything

We just answer one question: "given what you already hold, where should you look?" Then you decide.